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Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a jar of… well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of St. Nick's dicks! That’s right, folks – 1 pound of phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!
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So, whether you’re looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.
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